How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!