How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.