How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!