How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)