How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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The Space Bar

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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He became a quack head

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.