How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.