What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.