What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia