What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish