What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.