Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...