What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.