What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."