What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.