What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.