What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.