What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.