When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.