When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
It was a cup draw !
He thought he was melting.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
There was a run on sentences.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.