When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.