Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.