Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains