Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.