Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.