Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Previous Random Joke Next

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

John F. Kennedy Jokes More John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.