Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains