John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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Because he had too many shots.

What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.