Because he can't take a shot to the head.
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Because he had too many shots.
He was too open-minded.
No brains
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
The wall behind him.
A zombie.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
He had a bad heir day
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
A nun with a spear through her head.
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
