John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Democratic Party Jokes More Democratic Party Jokes

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent