Because he can't take a shot to the head.
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Because he had too many shots.
He was too open-minded.
No brains
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Donald, Duck!
He died in agony !
His name wasn't Paul Driver.
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
They both have empty heads.