How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ?

Because they are ugly and they stink !

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.