How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table