What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!