What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis