What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.