Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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A-lou-AK-bar.

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His mandolin.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.