What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.