What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.