What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!