What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.