How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.