Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.