Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.