Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.