Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.