Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.