What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)