What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)