What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van