What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.