What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume