What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!