What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.