What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !