How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

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I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.