How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated