How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated