Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
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Coffee Mug
In car, serrated
DU-WHY !
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
The chain is too long.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
A dogwood
They are both going to miss every body.
He waits for it at the next stop.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
A rackless driver...
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
His sesame seed buns!
Because they can't whistle !
He catches a buzz.
