Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !