Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan