Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Because it scares the dog.
None of your abyss-ness
Because she'll let it goooo
Because white people destroy everything.
Dad.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.