Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.