You rub them the wrong way
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A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
Sweet pee.
It takes 10 months to give it a good meal
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Schweinsteiger.
You can make a pet out of a snake !
It lives on ice !
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
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He foamed at the mouth.
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
Carpet !
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
