Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

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Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way