Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !