Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !