Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug