Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan