Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.