Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

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Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.