What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.