What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !