What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!