What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.