What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.