What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"