What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold