What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf