What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.