What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

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What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish