What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!