What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!