Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

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What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.