Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland