What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Plain Bagel Jokes More Plain Bagel Jokes

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.