What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.