What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Plain Bagel Jokes More Plain Bagel Jokes

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.