How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture