How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.