How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.