How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it