What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.