What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!