What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!