What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.