Cream Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
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What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.