What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.