Down's in the dumps
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
A frustacean
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Tresemme 21
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Olive.
An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.