How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.