How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Wanna go ride bikes??

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Who is king of all the mice ?

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