How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !