When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !