When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

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Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

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Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !