What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.