What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.