What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM