What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!