What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Look out for the mice!

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Because he footman turned into a mouse.