Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool