Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Altha'or syzygena

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.