Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )