Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.