Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )