Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.