Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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None of them are original.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.