How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.