What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.