What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(