What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.