What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)