What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger