What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had