What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.