What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.