What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.