Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Coffee Mug

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Coffee Mug

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.