What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.