What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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A Gluten Morgan

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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At a mars bar !

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.