What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.