Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.