Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!