Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.
They can't get enough booty.
To a brothel.
They pull up their pants.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
It can't buy you money.
Play the national anthem
He kilt himself
Because it was worth the weight!
